1. It gives me gas when I have to ask people for the same thing 20 times and then when a second person butts in they do what they were supposed to do (respond, at least). The lack of respect is completely mutual.
2. Did I tell ya we’re moving into a new office location? It’s Japanese hotel style: cramped and requires stacking. As we’re island people, I’m sure this will not be good for the general mood in the office. To be honest, I think it’s suicide. Stuffing over 20 mean, sarcastic and cynical people in a very small room. ‘Battle Royale’.
3. Written out some agreements made with people. I always do this in two versions: one version with the exact agreements, the other version with some exact agreements taken out. The exact version includes reminders to prevent h00mins inflicting butt hurt.
4. How to work all day without solving anything. We call these people “the m@ilers”. That’s exactly what they do all day: they mail.
Mail 1: Could you please look at attached errors? Attached 2 files: 1 correct one, 1 wrong one and list of line content + numbers (five of them).
Mail 2: Can’t get the errors on file x.
Mail 3: Ah, sorry I should have told you I removed the error parts in file x, file y is the problem.
I LIED: Douchebag, why won’t you tell me you’re “way too busy” to look at it? But gave him the benefit of the doubt (which is always wrong).
Mail 4: Could you make me an excel with the error rows?
Am considering proposing it to 
