It’s out ALREADY?

Downing the HQ as we speak.
Remaining a fan of the song, for real..

That’s a first.

Wouldn’t say the PV is over the top great, but it’s my favorite one so far. ^o^

I ies happy with my YamaGoldfish!

Oh yeah, I also heard some other tracks from this single… Not as happy, let’s keep it at that. I’m way too happy about One in a Million to be bitching about the B-sides.

I’m missing something though…

Where is the “dance” part he so loves focussing on? I would have expected a little more of that since he put it forth so strongly the past few months. Was that a take it not so literally thing? XDD. Naaah, can’t be of the binaries.

Damn, didn’t think this would get a rise out of fandom as much as it did. Three pages? Soz.

It doesn’t take a genius to reproduce that kind of thought: a guy that can have nearly anyone is going be a little f*cked in the head. Whether that would work out as the article instigates I leave in the middle. It’s just not healthy, just as much as being a female IT engineer that isn’t a lesbian is not very healthy for your head XD. Though if I were a lesbian, I’d love to be Yamapi (with my own head of course, why devolute – it makes no sense).

As a fan, I can only hope he meets someone who is able to tell him to drop dead if he takes the ego trip too far. Despite the “goody two shoes” image, I know he’s capable of that by merely being blind to anything outside his little comfort zone there, both personal and cultural. Johnny’s should all go “western nerd girl” so they’ll be with someone sufficiently critical of them. I think I might stand nodding my head if someone said “All of Japan’s Male Population Should”. Just don’t turn into white boys that saw the bottom of your chair while the sweat is dripping down their forehead trying to _not_ get noticed while doing that, and you’ll do fine.

Yeah! I’d rather be alone in my private fake CEO chair than to see a little man saw the legs from under my chair while sweating profusely. If he can hold up the same way I’m holding up on the 180 degree; fangirls, you’ve got nothing to worry abouts;)

Same insanity level, just the other way around.

And there it is. Proof that even idol boys have it rough. If he fails, um, he can always become an IT engineer. lol. Johnny-san should have used that as a “threat” instead. I don’t think it’ll go the wrong way though, perhaps a step back from where he was in the beginning but that’s a choice only Jin can make (has made).

Would my YamaGoldfish be plotting the same thing even if focussed on the homeland? I don’t know. It’s odd that Jin is going ahead before Yamapi; KAT-TUN was actually a group that made sense to me, NEWS was never like that. Knowing that he’ll never be back with KAT-TUN is breaking the one group that I thought was worthy of my attention so I’m a little sad.

The two anarchy plotters, I like them. lol.

“Whatever”…

Check it out, I needed to grin when I read this:

The start
I started to be called by the nickname Yamapi when I entered as a Junior. Tackey was the first one to call me that. My friends usually call me either P or Tomo and I’m always told about my personality ‘he’s so free’. Because I say the things that I’m thinking right away. It’s just that, I don’t like doing things that I don’t want to do. I think I have a pretty simple personality. I have fun right away and I think that I show my emotions honestly. full translation here

If I wasn’t always stuck in “I don’t like doing things that I don’t want to do” _with no room to move_ I’d be bouncing off the ceiling too. People are afraid of other people like he describes, as is. In one thing he is unluckier than I am: Japan culturally would leave even less room for such personalities than in the West. On the other hand, if such a personality is corrected, the correction would be more delicate in that culture.

I’m so happy, you’d say I was going to that concert! Now all we needs is a date!

Happy Birthday Jin!

^o^ very Technocat. ROFLT> just kiddin’. I used to really like Dance/Trance/House so I’m just so happy with you right now, you have no idea. No more bubbly pop.

Oh oh! I want to see the pv! As he would say: “Tension goes up”. lol.

I got wind of it through Dreamzet’s Tumblr. So go there for a preview of the song.

I had a laughing spazz from the announcement too, that was a total plus.

/TotalFangirlRightNow.

One other good thing: I CAN TURN THIS SHIT REAL LOUD WITHOUT GOING FUCKME!DORK IN MY CAR. Heheh. Imagine that, fearsome Dutch IT woman in a little peugeot 206 groovin’ to that at the traffic lights… You Made It Now, I can tell you that.

*puffs nails* As the lyrics try to poke at fandom, Feles-kun ™ doesn’t even come from this planet. XDDDD. Better luck next time.

What other countries would you like to perform in?

Jin: All over Europe, in Canada, other parts of Asia…then I want to go back to Japan and do more solo shows there.

from here.

If you do, I’m coming to see you:P

I went to Paris for L’Arc before, I can take hanging around in France a second time. But hey, since it’s all over Europe I’ll be happy to see him in my own country XD. ‘N stay off the dope.

SnowMyth is going to bounce off the ceiling when she reads this… lol. So Jin, whatever you do: include CHICAGO.

U.S TOUR 2010

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THAT CONCERT WAS AMAZING.

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

I’M GONNA HAVE A TOUR IN AMERICA LATER THIS YEAR.

I’LL DEFINITELY SEE YOU GUYS THERE.

I LOVED THE CROWD OUT HERE SO YOU GUYS HAVE TO COME BACK FOR THE TOUR.

I PROMISE IT’S GOING TO BE EVEN BETTER THAN YOU & JIN.

CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL SOON.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

CIAO! [http://www.jinakanishi.us/]

Why is it that Europe gets every JROCK artist possible, including just recently GACKT. The only Johnny’s that have ever set foot in Europe for work were Tegomass to enjoy a swift walk and knåckebrød in Sweden. SO UNFAIR.

I feel ignored. Feles-kun ™ doesn’t take feeling ignored very well… *sob*

My package seems to have arrived in the US of A.

Check it out!

Umm… yea I knew I shouldn’t have sent something “doubtful”, specifically when the Netherlands is quite a drug exporter… but at least I tried!

IT WAS FRIGGIN TEA DUDES.

My prayers have been answered. No such group activity for another while. The only thing I think is unwise is to break up both NEWS and KAT-TUN for the duration of Yamapi and Jin’s solo activities. Sometimes it’s almost like PIN made agreements on raising some anarchy in the jimusho. lol. In any case, the only thing left is a Tomapi duet which is never going to happen. What if it’s a success?

Oh man, ever since Buzzer Beat I knew this was going to happen. They were already classmates in Uni, and were rumoured to date way before Buzzer Beat as well. That show was just oil on fire (and I participated into making it worse)! Through the course of the years, KeikoPi actually has fans. Mostly the supporters come from Pi fans, actually. Any small thing that could set them off would have been enough to get a wave of posts and tweets because they just really want to see it happen.

While I have difficulties accepting the snotty brat himself has a stranglehold on me because of some dumb statements in the past, I’m not necessarily getting why on earth Pi fans would choose to become KeikoPi fans. Then again, I also don’t read Cosmopolitan. The only “literature”  that comes close is Yamapi’s column in Seventeen. That’s enough chick literature for me. I’d rather read about how to use the PHP cURL library. The fans’ sense of romance is actually pretty shocking to me. I remember seeing this clip from 5LDK and thinking “oh, here we go”:

Here’s where Keiko does her best to flatter Yamapi and the KeikoPi fans ate it up like a turd covered in whipped cream. Meanwhile I was almost pissing myself laughing from the attempt at buttering him up. I was almost like “Keiko? Want some lube?”. I couldn’t even imagine being like that to some guy IRL, I see I have much to learn. lol. I’ll purposely stay single without regret if that’s what I have to do. Lying simply takes energy I don’t have. Ah, my readers know me well.

It could always be worse though:

That’s madame Abiru Yuu acting ass drunk and giddy on national television. “Ohhh kawaii”. While I was thinking about writing this post, I went to look for it again. Someone linked me that clip in a grey past and I was dumb enough to click it so I could be mentally scarred for life. We know 99% sure this one happened and this is the clip I saw of Abiru Yuu actually moving and breathing. My respect for my YamaGoldfish took another plummet for the worse. I know it’s somewhat different in Japan, but that woman would be the inflated epiphany of their different-ness. I felt sick in my stomach after watching that, nearly got a rash attack.

Poor chap, getting around and receiving the wrath of his fans every time he falls dick first into butter must be hard. lol. If KeikoPi true, I am not going to deny it’s an improvement: from braindead to intentionally manipulating. I congratulate him, almost near women with an actual personality instead of a caricature of what it is that wants to be seen.

It’s a bit in the same style as RESCUE, isn’t it?

I really like that style of PV. First time I’d like Jin to have been there. I like RESCUE better as a song though.

One eye make up. Who would have thought? lol.

Just got back from reading a couple of interviews like this one. Sometimes the logic escapes me when I read YamaGoldfish answers. A guy like that is guaranteed to keep my interest because every 10 seconds it’s “Wut?”. I don’t know if it’s good or bad. lol.

If it’s between a boy and a girl, a boy would be good. Because a girl seems like she’d be tedious. She seems like she’d say “Dad, I hate you!” without any reason.

For someone of the more conservative nature, where’s the “Because I want to teach my boy how to play baseball” or something? Perhaps the better comment is, depends on who’d be the mom. I honestly think if I ever get kids (a girl) she’d be a daddy’s girl. And if it’s a boy, I think he’ll at least try to be a momma’s boy. I say, “Good luck on that, future son”.

Also, on top of them understanding the good points of Japan, I want them to be able to speak English.

I read things too well. I thought: “What the heck do the good points of Japan have to do with an inability to speak English?”. Oh right, “Close da bordars!”. “Quickly, invent some ritual nobody else on the planet understands but will leave them pissing over themselves laughing!”. It’s really fun to speak with people here about Japan. They go “omfg them crazies?!@#(@(*#”. Yep.

It’s good if I can say ‘Because it’s like this’ and have a reason to fight back with. If you can properly get that reason across then I think they’re sure to understand.

Reason can only be used with people that are able to reason. When all else fails come to the dark side (IT). Where reason is sometimes called DAITY (Do As I Tell You) for the hearing impaired. You a good boy, giving them poor souls some hope.

What am I going to do? Geek some more? haha.

KT-TUN is no KAT-TUN
I actually heard less about the solo concerts than KT-TUN remaining group member activities. How is that even possible? Besides that… it’s much like Jin’s first hiatus, it just doesn’t feel complete. How can people even speak of “omfg they’re going to break up” if you know he’s done this before and came back. I must admit, he wasn’t the same person anymore. Truth be said, they pushed Kame to the front the past year or so for “unknown reasons”.

NEWS, where is NEWS?
Sakura Girl just passed without notice and I have no idea why. Can’t be the songs, because the songs are like they always were “bubbly pop average”. Even “Happy Birthday” had a better PV. I kept being amused at the cat drawing. Now Yamapi has finished Ashita no Joe and … what am I talking about. There is no NEWS, there’s just Yamapi, my pet Goldfish. As a unit, these guys were just never meant to be. I will only change my opinion once I see choreography that’s coordinated/timed between them and/or a tv show that actually makes me think “they’re a group”. Soukon was not it. Sponsored by LAWSON, just so you know. I have a great idea. It’s not Toma’s thing but, SAVE MY GOLDFISH. Duet, prease!~

ARASHI so hot they just burned
Gets to much attention, period. Their tv shows aren’t the way it used to be, just like Kanjani’s. And I LOVE Arashi tv shows. The music? Not any better. It’s just that: I noticed they’re on tv A LOT in Japan while I was there. I guess Johnny went yepz, this is my cash cow, better churn out some more profit before the boys get too old. I always wondered about that, as a male celeb you’re once again one lucky bastard because there seems to be less of a downer on your vintage.

Kanjani8 on drugs times 100.
Went dead after Uchi went. I swear. The past years their tv shows have become boring because the members hyped up/ inflated their ‘characters’. It was already visible at the end of Honjani and it hasn’t stopped, it hasn’t stopped.

Tokio/KinKi Kids/V6/SMAP
They always remain to have hardcore fans, of which you never hear a word because they really keep to their fandom.

Juniors
I do keep noticing an influx of names when it comes to juniors. Sorry dawgs, other than an occasional “what a cute puppy” I’m passed the age of fandom on that one.

Even the hate meme is proceeding slowly these days. Are we losing to the kpoopers?

So now to wait 2 years before I get to see it.

TORTURE. Specifically because I have to read all those people that have something to say about it. Noes! Informaciun torture!

Hopefully he returns to tv a lot to promote it. It’s been too long since I could download something new.

Finally a longer update from my favorite pet goldfish. Could someone just tell him that thinking about life, the universe and everything isn’t such a bad thing? xD You’re just never going to go past the answer 42 no matter how hard you try. If by chance, you do find the answer it’ll be quite impractical to apply to something. I’m a practised baka, obviously.*shakes fist* I will get it if it’s the last thing I’ll do!

It also reminds me I should get a computer to name “Deep Thought” (Text version). As soon as I came up with that idea it became impractical because it sounds (and is) ass-slow. Haha, I truly love Douglas Adams too much. Only sci-fi novels I ever read and I don’t think there’s any better.

I can has a suggestion. If he ever does a romance drama again, I don’t want it to be standard like I mentioned a few entries back. So tired of chauvinistic pig meets dumb goose by now. Buzzer Beat I have chosen to erase from my memory. The exposure of Yamapi’s body every episode became rather hilarious because ‘that’s the part you’re waiting for’. lol. Hence it has been eternalised as Act 7: P-Cup to Strauss~. I wonder why he tries so hard to please the fans, because even if I don’t particularly like the concept of something he’s doing I can still be amused about it and watch a handsome man in the process. Good enough for me :D

Great Yamashita, now I want to be a screen writer. Thou has made Jack (more) insane.

“Think like a baka, and magical things happen”.

You think the die hard Ashita no Joe fans are giving him a hard time? Heard there might be some complaints about him taking on this role. Welcome to my domain YamaGoldfish~ Regurgitated 365 days, no applause, no pay. roflmao. Still have a long way down to go on those numbers. Maa~ he has the right attitude though. Damned h00mins putting my pet under a microscope. He doesn’t deserve it, but he has a pitbull on guard on the internets XDD.

Took the boat again this morning to Odaiba. Walked around Aqua City and Decks some and headed into the Fuji tv building. They have a tourist shop up there, can get Tokyo DOGS, JC Arcs shirts XD. I’m saving the shopping for a later time. Just before I leave I go across town and pick up stuff.

I decided to just go around the building to find those darn stairs! Not hard to find, just go up the stairs to the right.

Oh yes, I prayed at the temporary church of Tomohisa Yamashita. It’s the next Lourdes for fangirls for a limited amount of time. Read my sarcasm. XD. It’s actually smaller than I expected it to be and I felt sorry for the guy on the megaphone endlessly repeating the same words. That guy is going to hate his guts by the end of the day. lol. They should have fangirls do that. Boundless enthusiasm, I’m sure.

Pi Namacha

Pi Namacha

Pi Namacha

I loved the way this older lady had her picture taken in front of it. Cheeks completely red, smiling her head off. XDDD.

Anyway!

In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit. AMEN.

After that I had a hefty lunch and visited the Miraikan museum. It was okay, but not that great. That museum is sort of creepy though. As soon as I walk by this sign, it says “Love” – “00000000000000000″. Oh hi, ya thanks for reminding me.

Sign of my fortunes

Pritty globe

Back again with another update! Today I went by Ikebukuro, which is about a half an hour Yamanote ride away since it’s all the way across town.

This city, really, it’s so fucked up. lol. If you grew up here and never went anyplace else, you live in a sort of shell, it’s totally shutting out reality. For me, every corner my eyes nearly pop out of my head. “Wtf is that!”, “Loud”, “Busy”, “Wth!”, “Huh?”. My dad would have an immediate heart attack I swear.

Sunshine street

They aren’t kidding when they say “Sunshine City”. It’s a city. My god that’s huge. It’s so huge, you need a map. Luckily there’s information stands with English guide maps. Ended up in Nanja Town. This place is not an amusement park, it’s… a circus. Honestly. I got so lost on the 2nd floor of that thing I went in circles 10 times.

Critter from Namja town

Also went into the Toyota Amlux showroom. Took a couple of pictures of terrain vehicles my dad’s going to like. lol.

Toyota Amlux showroom

Small “american joke“. Hahaha.

Guess who I saw pasted all over a Yamanote train? XDD. Pi ads for Weider In. I couldn’t take a picture of it because I couldn’t even get the lense of the camera to expand. I was crammed into that train like ansjovis in a can. But that’s alright! He was right there at Tamachi st.

Yamapi, ad for Weider-In

I ate a very pristine lunch on the 59th floor of the Sunshine 60 tower. The 59th floor, yes. It was this one. Posh hey! It has a nice view too. Furansu ryouri, almost like home, almost. Wasn’t even that expensive too, paid 3150 yen and I’m full.

It has an elevator which displays how fast it goes. 600 meters per second! Your ears pop if you use it. Same goes for the hotel elevator really. I still don’t regret the location I picked; magnificent view.

Edit: contact with the homeland. Seems my parent’s computer has already been fixed. And what do you think? Another PSU. We’re going through power units faster than I can blink. Though, to be honest, PSU’s only hold up about 5 years and my parent’s pc is around that age. If my mom isn’t blind, they should get the internets up and running. Only the “Ethernet” light is missing. Well DOH, there’s not a single computer hooked up to that thing. Of course it’s not going to work. In any case, let’s pray they can get it to work without blowing any more household appliances up.