Of course, now they’re absolutely hilarious for the right reasons: I’m no longer expected to seriously follow it up in a few weeks.

1. (l)user reports to ER: I get an error when synchronising. It says can’t read configuration file for domain controller. Can you do anything with that? We actually don’t support mNotes anymore or perhaps something with a blackberry, though it could easily be mistaking for a non related network problem the way it’s written up. Can’t be arsed to ask 100 questions to find out what the fuck (l)user-kun is doing.

2. (l)user that left the company recently apparently set his out of office agent with the phone number of the local government instead of the correct company one. Leeeeeeeeeet’s just blame that one on a TYPO why won’t we. XDDD. (( I don’t buy it ))

3. Sent an instruction to do something simple in the mail client a few weeks ago, in the category “TOOLS Sir, TOOLS”.  Any flaming fuckwank idiot can do it if they wouldn’t be too lazy to R-E-A-D. You’d think the ER would be capable to explain 2 clicks to (l)user-kun. Instead, when (l)user comes back with pathetic excuse about having eye fatigue they put it straight to 2nd line support. Nao you know why I was vegetating at my place of h00min observation!

4. My soon to be Cap’n but no more addresses me on hours I reported in the weekend on “Unpaid leave”. I has to explain the Cap’n we use it to fill up hours til 8 when on Standby because the crappin’ program doesn’t accept any less than 8 hours… FOF!

5. Saw ex-cap’n yesterday who had just found out I quit. He called me over to ask “whether I had time for him tomorrow“. So I says “Sureeee, I have lots of time nao“. He says “then you can come pick up your diploma for being a great actrice“. I think he meant when I was talking to him earlier this week I showed no signs of leaving. He’s one to talk though. In that same conversation he called his old buddy pal “Geezah” incompetent and reluctant and nao he was over there chattin’ it up. Nah, when it comes to great acting there’s many more in this FOF-joint that would qualify before me, dude.

6. Went by my spoiled VIP (l)users to break the news. Says they wants to barricade the door for me to “not leave” *sniff sniff*. Tr00ffully, they were spoiled. I always said there’s something wrong when an IT employee decides “(l)users are just happier people”.

7. I’m not suprised “Difficult to handle” hasn’t said a word yet. Want to bet if I start about quitting myself she’s going to say “ORLY?”. For some reason knowing h00mins that well here makes things insanely funny.

8. LOL’d about something I said to CIO-san yesterday. There’s one thing I’m not going to miss about this place. The “Blitzmeister A” lit up and went “Wut?”. I said “These old IBM R52 notebooks are too bloody heavy”. He laffs and says “he’s going to replace them”. I says “good, I’ll send you the bill later for my hernia”. Of course he likes me, I would like me too.

9. Fixing sales margins file once again. Always da same h00mins with the same fails. ‘h00min’, which consists of the words human, n00b and vermin actually still  is an overstatement. It still implies some evolutionary skill of learning.

10. Very nervous VIP (l)user shows up. Apparently heard of me a-quittin. VIP (l)user now worried about the crap I used to mop for him. I said “You’re in luck, I already arranged instructions – though it never got communicado” (it was him that was against me handing these tasks over). VIP (l)user became mildly annoyed when he noticed he’s still going to have to accept the fact that these tasks will be done by the ER in the future or that he’ll have to sop it himself. Un. Let’s just say it has ‘emotional value’ to me he has seen the light. HALLELUJA.

11. PIA (l)user (too smart for his own good, Pain In the Ass) calls me up to whine about things … I no longer care about but will probably have to continue to shoulder for the last couple of weeks. I should call him Shark-kun ♥. Nao, Shark-kun was also informed about my leave of eternal absence. He said he was going to “mailbomb” me to still get things done. Not asin angry comment, just as a joke – like a real shark-kun.

12. Giddy giddy ENERGIZER BUNNY account manager from a supplier calls up to inquire about his offer. Gosh, giddy slick sales boys make a great lunch. I don’t know how much freedom I’m going to have at my new observation place, but please send some of these guys over once in a while dear new humans.  On my awake day, they make interesting lunch meat. *nom nom nom*

13. Look what the cat dragged in! It was the Artful Bullet Dodger, for a quick hi! and bye! I was lucky to be on the foon with Shark-kun. Just gave him the thumbs up, to get him out of my face a.s.a.p. I think I did, could have been another finger. In any case, it worked. He did another ‘parking lot’ on me (to go run and hide).

Ladies and gents, let’s see if I can make 101 in the remaining days. I had most of my vacation days, so I’ll be leavin’  after April 14th. An extra long vacation.

Bloody ear noise, but I like the song ^o^.