I feel a continuation of 101 lols coming on tomorrow, from the infinite house of fun.
It’s monday. Let’s see if I get myself (and you) something to laugh about which doesn’t make me:
a. Lose my sanity in a bad way.
b. Get out an axe and actually use it this time.
c. Have incredible buttache.
The new year is still FOF, am ready to have my expectations fulfilled. Ja mata~
1. Am now sure that my car is man. Spent 15 minutes blowing it until the gas cap could be opened because of the -11 temperatures. I told sysman the joke. It took him 15 seconds to figure it out.
2. It sure is recession. Came to my secundary desk, which has now been moved and found it in the middle of the office floor so everybody can take a good look at what I’m doing. Nao all my private space is gone! Feles-kun is very displeased. Just because you actually need 8 hours to accomplish something, doesn’t mean I do. Once again figured out, I am not a sarari-woman.
3. It appears there are more smart-asses that use “date changed”. If you don’t know what that means, obviously you need training to become a true office samurai (or viking).
4. VIP (l)user, (l)user chief aka CEO apparently said “thou shallt hav phun” in New Year’s speech. I suggest any depressed (l)users come work for us island people to acquire the special kind of humor needed to find this remark hilarious after a no-bonus.
5. Shaked that many hands I’m afraid I’m going to get dengue or a random rash. h00mins should keep a distance of 1 meter at all times.
6. I know an “I can haz comfort?” (l)user. Basically, the type that’s extremely annoyed at island people on the foon. My native island people should be pleased with my soothing presence face2face. Leant (l)user a shoulder to cry on so he wouldn’t eats his foon. Therapy is still a very big part of the job.
