Wonderful. Another thing I love about my trade. Well, occasionally when there’s less wank. I wrote a spec not too long ago for a (l)user group. They were really happy and despite the fact it “is a pretty simple question” they did see the necessity that it be put on paper properly. Let’s just say that it’s part necessity and part because I’d be filthy rich if I got a dime for every baka programmer I come across. I know my own work and how readable it is for a non-IT person. When I spec, I spec _well_. So you’d think…

I get a response back after sending in the final document. I read it and go: what the hell? It’s like they’re not getting it at all. Almost like a re-iteration of the same thing I specified only in “(l)user language”. That’s what an informaciun analyst owes their trade to. Solving that problem. You give it to programmer in (l)user language, you’ll get something completely useless. You give it to programmer in Feles-kun ™ language, programmer still does not give you what you want in order to make a buck (outsourcing never works). Only this time, Feles-kun ™ is breathing down the neck with a rolled up version of that document, ready to spankz!