No I’m still waiting for my actual copy to arrive. I have the shotgun ready next to the door, damn the bloody customs. “Don’t shoot the post man”, yeah yeah.

Sound notice: much echo, mic volume too low (which may be a good choice when Ryo is singing). I actually didn’t think there was even a hint of pervyness in NEWS DVDs since up until now they’ve been pretty tame. They won’t outdo KAT-TUN in this aspect, but this DVD certainly has a few pointers which I’m happy to describe for you as a fangirl.

For the first time we have a neat intro. I already loved those little color coded suits on the shop picz I saw earlier this year.

That name is attached to that dorkface, just so you won’t forget. Sometimes when Yamapi smiles his upper lip curls up like that of a cat. Ever noticed that?

A random love declaration.

Giddyup! This was Masu’s horse imitation. It’s also the explanation why one of Koyama’s eyes is not looking at you. Training session gone bad.

I remember now why I like white pants. *uh hu hu hu hu* /doeslikehorsemasu.

Here is where Shige gives us a re-enactment of the famous scene from the movie “When Harry met Sally”.
Note: he orgazzed violently on stage.

Didn’t expect that, did you Harry?

Here’s why I always call Shige ‘little Elvis’.

Sorry, was distracted.

Here’s Yamapi signalling to Masu he’s still got some cum on his chin that he’ll need to wipe.

… No comment.

Ryo really takes ‘cocks forward’ seriously, does’t he? Boy I love the song WHY! It’s the best NEWS song ever. Still don’t understand it’s a B side. Anyone know the composer/lyrics writer? Whoever that is, needs to do more.

I’m not sure which tooth Ryo is singing about though. “Why don’t you tell me the tooth?” Perhaps we should ask Masu!TheHorse which member’s tooth he knocked out nao during a wild practise session. The fanfictions I will inspire is endless.

Around here we come to “Shalala” sung by Shige… by GOD that was horrible. At least he picked something up while working at that strip joint. After that is Tegoshi’s version of Ai no Matador… which I also didn’t think was very succesful. But then again, I don’t like Tegoleon.

MaSuperman, all you can eat buffet: 3 miles.

Aww, I can remember Yamashita singing this as a pale little skinny shrimp (I-ZA-NA-I-ZU-KI). Now he’s much more like ottoro ♥. You know how I love tuna. I have compared Yamashita to many things but… tuna is a first.

Old broads karaoke club, just look at em. Somewhere after the MC comes a song called Share, share me a pillow because I want to sleep. Some songs are just soooo flat.

Another critical note: one thing is painfully obvious watching the dvd. Dance is really something to work on. It’s “a bunch disorgnized” (as we call it here) and a lot of choreography I don’t like.

Moar to come!!! I only finished disk 1.