Alright! So today the mail man had a surprise: my KAT-TUN dvd! First thing I did was rip the thing because it makes it a hell of a lot easier to take screencaps. Because I’m a little lazy today this is just going to be a very long post of my thoughts while watching the Queen of Pirates dvd + screencaps. w00t. Do not open the read more link unless you want to wait 5 minutes for all the images to show up. lol. And no reading under the age of 16. Thank you! XD.

START-OH!

We’ll be hearing about this for a long time to come. Go Jin.

Here Kitty-Kame [D'Artagnan!] shows off his oral fixation. Shame it looked much sexier when moving.

I truly believe he was trying to lick every pussy in that room that night. Kame honey, right here: 
HAHAHA Told you no reading under 16.

And again…

Meanwhile Koki’s doing an impression of a deranged psychopath.

And in case you don’t believe me when I say it’s the most pervy Johnnys concert yet, they handed out glow-in-the-dark dildo’s to all attendees.
(It’s a pirate sword, but whose going to believe that when Kame-Kitty licks the room)

Junno really likes the one they gave him.

Meanwhile Koki realized he should stay off the cocaine before a gig.

Here’s Jin signalling to Kame he should quit having oral sex with the room because he’s jealous:
(the hands and the bored expression just say it all).
To be posted to this community, under the tag “Akame evidence”.

… Is it wrong to imagine that buttnaked?

You see that drop of sweat hanging from Jin’s chin? No? Then you haven’t looked close enough. Who wouldn’t sweat when Kame Kitty is like that? Nice m00bs Jin, Yamapi’s are nicer though…

OH YEAH KAME, *AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* [failed wolf howl]. I bet he makes himself horny after a concert like that. Now I truly begin to wonder about that little night out with Yamafluffy and that other dude…

I begin to fear for the safety of the Juniors.

Clearly Jin has yet to learn the meaning of ‘armpit love’.

I wasn’t even finished writing about fearing for Juniors until I saw this guy [with the black jacket] humping over the screen. Shit. They do start young these days.

I’m now so sorry I didn’t extend my smilies package. Hold on to Kame while I get the correct icon to display. Ah~ here it is:

This boy wants to hump everything that moves by now. Now is the time to start rooting for a world tour ladies. Doesn’t get any better than this!

Bondage. Ah ha ha ha.

As soon as Kame was done having multiple orgasms on stage, Koki wants to EAT U. I thought I was hearing things because of Kame Kitty, but now I know the cocaine had indeed gone to his head.

You know, if he would have done this on the beginning of the show I’d send him up to his room for a time-out. Now after all I’ve seen I’d like to put him over my knee and spank him.

Yussssssss, you know what I’m talking about! lol.

It was when I arrived here, that I knew, it was time to seek help. Johnny’s Fans Anonymous [JFA].You know why? Not because there’s Koki and Junno provocatively closing their eyes… lol. No, because it implies that either Junno has a vagina or Koki has the longest schlong in entire Johnny’s.

Hmm … that or Junno just pretended to be ‘in pain’. These guys are not really helping to filter ‘fanfiction’, you know?

Which leaves me to ponder: why was Ohno Satoshi under suspicion again?

Here is where Junno shows you, what little sexual innuendo he has:

I mean, give him a break, the competition is stiff!

Jack-In-A-Box {Sick} zegt:
What the HELL.. are those HATS.  XD
Feles zegt:
TENGU
Jack-In-A-Box {Sick} zegt:
XDDDDD
Jack-In-A-Box {Sick} zegt:
THEY LOOK LIKE DILDO-HATS.  D<
Feles zegt:
I KNOW

There you have it, chicks 9000 km away can tell they’re bloody dildo hats.

This is of course Kame Kitty after he has been ravished by Junno’s nice dildo hat.

After sex, man must eat chocolate.

This is what Jin looks like after you marry him:
(and they say the effects of marriage are only shown on women)

Whore (scroll down).

Pimp.

This is like watching Animal Planet. Check this out, real live housewife with a phallic object in her mouth. Amazing once in a lifetime footage.

Yes, we all wish you had Kame Kitty.
Where do they teach these boys this? Sunday school? (KITAGAWA???)

Always remember kids, practise safe sex!

At this point Koki figures he wants some pussy. Hmm, lil late honeybuns, Kame Kitty just did everyone. Don’t you just hate it when the coke wears off?

Yes Kame Kitty, we all hoped you did.
(If I were Nakamaru, I’d be careful about my directional butt-allocation right about now).

Whatever do you mean I’m Akame biased? I give other KAT-TUN members attention! Look! It’s Nakamaru, with that beautiful t-shirt on his head.

Ueda’s only chance at manhood:

Would you have the heart to tell him he’s failed?

Tequila~ now we’re talking! Did anyone mention to him he’s supposed to salt his hand first and then take the shot? Doesn’t matter, I’d drink all these boys under the table. It seems the second DVD also is a secundary SKILL dvd.

Kame Kitty does it again with half a cherry on top(less). Did his nipples really grow a few millimeters or is my mind playing tricks on me again? That’d be more than double now wouldn’t it. Neh, must be me.

Ueda, still failing at manhood:

You see, he starts out alright, but then ends up doing this:

… Ahahaha. Kame Kitty should really be careful not to wind up chained to some crazy chick’s bed. Bajing sempai, where were you this summer [no1 Kame fan]? Of course, the bed thing, I wasn’t talking about Bajing sempai, just someone I know…

Unless she of course completely admits to that.

You do know b00b and b00bs were having a serious fight about who was going to throw the cardboard with the autograph, ne. In this picture Yamafluffy’s Jin’s bitch, but eh, usually I’m just waiting for Jin to call Yamafluffy “POPPA”.

I got my dream: KAT-TUNY.

Too much drugs will kill you (or bad Yankee impressions).

Lastly, Nakamaru was waiting for this a long time.

Just look at his face… nothing else necessary.

THE END.

Well then, this has got to push REAL FACE off my list as BEST DVD. Not only is Kame Kitty in heat, it’s got YAMAFLUFFY! [my only ♥ desire]…. and and… I’m just speechless at the perversion that I just displayed. ANYWAYS, now minna-san can be sure I’m one of you, a Johnny’s fan. One of them crazy gals that lives for a. annoying other people b. for their fandom. I love multiple groups, that’s my problem. ^_^

Cheers! This was a good dvd, would recommend it to anyone.