JapanZone published an article which estimates the cost of having Tsuyoshi’s naked butthole prancing around sakura trees in the park. Honestly, this sounds like a cartoon.

This girl rumours that 2CH (a large Japanese forum) has pics and videos of the Tsuyo incident. If that’s even remotely true it should have hit the world wide web in less than a few hours from the incident itself.

Even Reuters [biggest news company] has an article.

The foreigner who they say saw Tsuyoshi that evening.

Tsuyoshi becoming the biggest internet LOL since “peanut butter jelly time“. See?

I can also welcome Tsuyoshi to the most read Dutch news site, nu.nl. On nujij.nl you can follow responses by ‘our less knowledgable’ citizens. “Who the fuck is he?”. “His music sucks, but now I’m his fan”.

Google Trends is already spiking and it doesn’t even contain data from the last 24-48 hours.