Bam, that’s an entree right? lol. I just read another example of how retarded intakes are with recruiters. In the article, they talk about recruiters having the tendency to start to ask you weird questions to try and find out whose truly sitting behind that table, right. I’ve had my share of intakes with recruiters, but why try and pretend you’re looking for creative and motivated people when the only kind of answer you like at those ‘weird’ questions is a rather plain normative accepted one? So here’s some of my answers to those questions XD.

1. You get into an elevator with your future boss. You have ten seconds to impress him. What do you say?
You know what guy in office 4b? “What guy?”. Exactly, I have his desk now.
2. Describe yourself in one word.
Omni-directional, that’s why that assignment was too easy. Need a dictionary to look that one up?
3. What would you do with 1 million pingpong balls?
Ask lotto where my prize money is. [In holland there's a commercial for a lottery where yellow pingpong balls fall.]
4. You can ask a question to someone in history. Who would that be and what is the question?
God [because he's ancient history]. The question is “Why do I need to be sitting here with you?”.
5. What’s hot in music, cars, jeans, shopping, and jewelry and such?
Consultant: What about tv programs?
Programmer: Error, too many parameters.
Accountmanager: Whatever I think it is.
Me: Everything that everybody else has never heard of.
6. How many airplanes are there in the world?
504.300 and a half.
Why the half?
Were you on the Moon during that airplane crash of last february?
7. How do you get the confidence of clients or managers with over 30 years of experience?
I’ll give them confidence to retire. J/k. Human relations don’t work when you need to give someone confidence you’ll be able to do the job. If you can’t, they’ll notice soon enough.
8. If I would call your boyfriend/girlfriend, what would they share about you?
Good luck calling, because the phone won’t be picked up. N/a.
To be fair, don’t you just want to call one of my ex boyfriends?
9. Tell me a joke.
*knock knock*. I’m finished. I just always wanted to do a *knock knock* joke.
10. What if you had a big bag of money, what would you do?
I just never thought about it because I had an appointment with you.

I love practising my sarcasm. XD. Yeah, I’m a handful, I sometimes pity my bosses, but naw then I think try harder!